I'm going to make an announcement.

Yep. I'm going to hold a press conference. Eight o'clock tonight. Eastern Time. It's going to be a pretty big deal. I know everyone will be watching. I'm hoping to get some time on ESPN. Just me and my announcement. It's a biggie.

Oh. What? Someone else has that time slot booked on ESPN on Friday? Huh. Who is it?

A basketball player? You mean a basketball game, right?

For real? One player? And he's doing what?

Announcing where he's going to play next season?

Da-a-a-a-mn. I mean, I knew he thought was important; but I had no idea he thought he was that important.

Comments

[Motor City]

There should be a PR position open soon - call Lebron.

[Erin K. Rice]

Multiple PR positions, I'd say!