Vain effort.

Today, some wisdom from a fortune cookie. Why not, right?

"Think before sharing with others."

I had just snatched the scrap of paper up from the kitchen floor and was on my way to drop it in the trash can, when I stopped.

Think before sharing with others? That's not very generous.

Oh. Ohhhhhhhh!

Not stuff. Information. Think before sharing information with others.

Yes, yes, yes! I think I'll tape this message above the mirror at each of my daughter's vanities. Ew. I don't like that sentence structure at all. Let me try again.

I think I'll tape this message on the vanity mirror in each of my daughter's rooms.

No. No, no, no.

I think I'll tape this message on my daughters' vanity mirrors.

Yeah.

Oh, wait. They don't use their vanities.

Sheesh.