And then there's this.

Since January 1, 1999, more than three-million people have visited this site. Which begs the question, "What am I missing?"

Evidently, some lengthy descriptions of hoofed mammals.

I know; that site has been active for nearly 11 years, which is a pretty long time, but that's still an average of some 700 visitors a day. And now, all five of you will visit, which will only drive up the count even higher. (You're welcome, ungulate lovers.)

But, I mean, come on.